Honey

Honey

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Description

In an age long ago, when Phaionios the Redeemer walked the land, two demigoddesses, devoted to the ideals of partying, celebration, and adventure emerged. Known to the locals as the Terror Twins, it is said that Hinan Imphity and her granddaughter Honey Many-Names travelled about Gallia, in a chariot pulled by two goats, named Eventyr and Feiring. It was a common sight to see them careen up in their chariot before coming to a sliding halt, splattering all nearby folk with dust, mud, or water. The tales tell that they could drink any mortal being under the table, and that no barkeep ever dared them to settle their tabs, lest the hops and barley be struck with blight. When they were not celebrating, they could be found terrorizing and harassing Zebians in the darkest depths.

Punished by the Divine for inciting a drunken riot after an earthquake in Golden City, the Terror Twins were stripped of their demi-goddess status and forced to live as mortals after the flood. Honey returned to her mortal mother and grandfather in disgrace, with naught but a battleaxe to her name.

Finding herself with no power and having to settle her tabs, Honey begrudgingly accepted a position as housekeeper for Knight of the Realm, Sir Blueberry of Embers Bloom, who graciously agreed to settle her debts in exchange for no wages for an undetermined time. When Honey is not defiantly serving burnt toast in protest of her indentured servitude in Emberhall, she can be found honing her mortal battleskills in the dungeons, building a blood gold fund to pay off her debt.

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